Whatsapp Status 2017 – Funny Whatsapp One liners; if you want to look for breakup status, alone whatsup status or anything related to cool whatsap stetus then you’re at good place. as we are going to present you one of the epic series of whatsapp status in hindi as well as whatsapp status for love and sad whatsapp status.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
On the other hand…you have different fingers.
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..
I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
Contributing to entropy since 1994.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!.
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
Read books instead of reading my status
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me..
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind
People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
Save water – Drink beer!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me..
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver.
Friction is a drag.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????.
I like to take road less traveled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛
C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.
Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I need Google in my brain.
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status…
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited.
Whatsapp Status Hindi One Liners 2017
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जीवन क्या है ? ऑफिस और ट्रैफिक से बचा हुआ समय.
जीवन कठिन है और ये और भी कठिन हो जाता है अगर आप बेवकूफ हो
पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे।
मेरे प्रिये जीवन के दुःख – तलाक लेलो मुझसे यार
जब कोई भी साथ नहीं देता तो मोबाइल देता है
दुनिया का सबसे मजबूत रिश्ता मैं और मेरा फ़ोन
हमने तो साला अब सोचना ही छोड़ दिया, जब से विद्या बालन कहने लगी है की . …. जहां सोच वहा शौचालय
दिल और दिमाग जिद पर अड़े है.. दोनों एक ही लड़की के पीछे पड़े है….
लड़कियां किसी को block करके ऐसा फील करती है, मानो जैसे किसी खूनी को उम्रकैद की सजा सुना दी हो
शराब एक बुराई है आओ इसे खत्म करे, एक बोतल तुम पीयो एक बोतल हम पिए
दिन भर कितना भी क्यूँ ना घूम लो,सबसे हॉट लड़की तब ही दिखेगी जब घरवाले साथ हो
प्यार एक खूबसूरत एहसास है…. ये line बिलकुल बकवास है
बेटा पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है,बस अंकल चलते चलते बहुत दुर चली गई मुझसे !!
तू हमारी बराबरी क्या करेगा पाकिस्तान!! जेम्स बॉन्ड जैसे लोग तो हमारे यहाँ गुटखा बेचते है!
हम शरीफ बच्चे है जनाब !! जब तक माँ जागने के लिए न बोले मज़ाल है जो अपनी आँख भी खोल दे
इश्क का समन्दर भी क्या समन्दर है… जो डूब गया वो ‘आशिक’, जो बच गया वो ‘दिवाना’ और जो तैरता ही रेह गया वो ‘पति’।
सौ टके की बात करने जा रहा हूँ गौर फरमाइये~ लड़की की हँसी और कुत्ते की ख़ामोशी पर कभी भरोसा नही करना चाहिए…!!!
प्यार करो..!! फल की चिंता न करो.
दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है, बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है.
Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect, दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
हम तेरे बिना कही रह नहीं पाते, तुम नहीं आते तो हम कोई और पटाते.
गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान के पास आकर पूछता है, भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?
बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया और ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
कुछ लोगों को snapchat filter की जरुरत नहीं होती क्योंकि उनकी शक्ल पहले से ही कुत्ते जैसी होती है।
आज़ादी के बाद सिर्फ एक ही चीज़ पर महँगाई का असर नहीं हुआ … वो है हमारे नेता …. पहले भी 2 कौड़ी के थे आज भी 2 कौड़ी के ही हैं।
मेरी महबूब के चेहरे पर pimple निकल आये है , पहले से ही थे वो चाँद , अब तो सितारे भी संग लाये है
बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को, माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??
“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”